BREAKING: Proposed Eagles Super Bowl parade route revealed!

Here at Pattison Ave, we take pride in our hard-hitting reporting. After some snooping around, we present to you the Eagles Super Bowl Champion parade route!


(Click to behold its awesome majesty)


We spoke to someone in the Phlite Deck who bore a vaguely questionable resemblance to Philadelphia mayor Jim Kenney and he agreed this was a great route, so this is totally legit. Plan accordingly now!

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