Ducks 4 Flyers 2: Flyers crash on Holiday Hangover

(Photo credit: Amy Irvin, 38 Photography)

(Photo credit: Amy Irvin, 38 Photography)

Above is a picture of a happier Pre-Holiday time.

The Flyers lost 4-2 after seemingly still on a Holiday Hangover. Since the holidays were more fun, here’s today’s recap, as Christmas songs.

Jingle Bells (Flyers-Ducks Mix)

Skating down the ice on a breakaway
O’er the crease we go, fighting all the way
Fists on face shields ring, making spirits bright
What fun it is to fight and sit, a fight filled first tonight

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a major penalty.

Getzlaf the Red Nosed Center

Getzlaf the Red-Nosed Center
Had a very shiny goal
And if Mason ever saw it
He would likely say “No Goal”
All of the other players
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Getzlaf
Score in any hockey games
Then one Five on Three Powerplay,
Sami came to say,
Getzlaf with your nose so bright,
Won’t you score a goal tonight
Then how the Ducks all loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Getzlaf the Red Nosed Center,
You finally scored on a goalie

Scoring in a Jakub Wonderland

Iron posts ring
Are you listening
In the game
Ice is glistening
A beautiful sight,
Jake Scored tonight
Walking in a winter wonderland

Gone away, is the blue bird
Here to stay, is the Duck bird
He sings The goal song,
As we go along
Walking in a winter wonderland

In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Nick Schultz now
He’ll say Have you waived me?
We’ll say No Man
But you can do the job
When you’re in town

Later on
We’ll conspire
As we dream by the fire
To face unafraid
That Vinny can’t be traded
Walking in a winter wonderland

Corey Perry’s Coming to Town

You better watch out
You better not die
Better duck now
I’m telling you why
Corey Perry’s coming to town

He’s making a list
And checking it twice;
He’s gonna find out
Who’s getting head lice
Corey Perry’s is coming to town

He sees you when you’re skating
He knows you’re unaware
He knows if you can catch a slewfoot
So be good for goodness sake!

You better watch out
You better not die
Better duck now
I’m telling you why
Corey Perry’s coming to town

He sees you when you’re deking
He knows when you got benched
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So get tested everyone.

You better watch out
You better not die
Better duck now
I’m telling you why
Corey Perry’s coming to town

The third and final frame was cancelled. Like Christmas should have been.

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