Game 1: Flyers 4 – Kings 2 Recap Return of the Haiku

New season begins
The Flyers visit the Kings
So, let’s go Flyers

Ghost Bear is bleeding
OH MY GOD NO SAVE HIS FACE PLEASE
Ghost Bear is okay

No shots for Philly
Still no shots for the Flyers
Please get a shot soon

A new season starts
Andrew MacDonald still sucks
Please trade him soon, Ron!

Provy, Konecny
Two nineteen year olds debut
Youth movement begins

Someone killed Travis
Zatkoff robs Mark Streit in tight
Great pass by Travis

One period done
Some post whistle scrum
Simmer sits for two

Oh BOYD, it’s a goal!
Gordon from Cousins, Manning
Things are going well

Konecny feeds Sean
And Cooter buries a goal
Cooter scores again!

Travis can pass well
Oh my god can he dish them well
Jake-Sean-Travis

Streit off Zatkoff goal
Provorov has an assist
The kids have points

OH no Doughty scored
It’s still 4 to 1 Flyers
At the end of two

Start up the third now
Mark Streit scores, wrong net this time
Still lead by two goals

More saves by Neuvirth
The Flyers defend the lead
‘Til they win the game.

Four to Two Final
Philadelphia has won
Game two tomorrow