Haiku Review: The Ducks Are Mightier; Flyers Lose 3-2

First Period

Lights, camera, go!

Home opener ready now

Don’t let us all down.

 

Aw shucks, Mason screened

Chris Wagner with his first goal

Bad hockey in first

 

Ivan Provorov

He’s a rookie defenseman

Let’s cut him a break

– @RGilbertSOP

 

Second Period

Wayne Train all aboard!

Ties game on power play goal

Third goal of season

 

Unstoppable Read

Pots his fourth goal, beating Ducks

Daddy Read can’t stop

 

Power play failure

Odd man rush for Anaheim

Perry ties at 2.

 

Power play failure

That guy named Meat does good work

Corey Perry Sucks

– @ItsAFez66

 

Third Period

Flyers playing bad

Ducks controlling game; take lead

Stupid Garbutt goal.

 

No Flyers comeback

Lackluster effort in third

Flyers lose three-two

 

Sweet and Meaty Read

Mason gets no respect here

Shootout losses mount

– @JustflySkippy

 

Extra

Philly Flyers suck

New York rangers are better

The cup wants New York

– @JonA1214

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