Where Are We Now? A Quick (Haiku) Review On the Eagles Offseason

Jan 19, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles new head coach Doug Pederson is introduced to the media at the NovaCare Complex . Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports

Jan 19, 2016; Philadelphia, PA, USA; Philadelphia Eagles new head coach Doug Pederson is introduced to the media at the NovaCare Complex . Mandatory Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports

Chip Kelly fired

Still, Eagles win out of spite

Who’s going to coach?

 

Coaching search is on

Led by trio of Eagles

Who will be the coach?

 

Coach Doug Pederson

Lil Red. This is not a joke

Hail to the Eagles

 

Doug’s staff assembles

Schwartz and Reich and Fipp, oh my!

Certainly strong staff

 

Ertz got that money

Time to put up or shut up

Forty-two million!

 

Celek gets that cake

Hopes to finish career here

Five million-cap hit

 

Johnson getting loot

Highest paid right tackle now

Future left tackle

 

Vinny done got paid

Rising star in new defense

Starting gig up next

 

Spending spree abound

Tons of players getting cash

But what about Cox?

 

With the coach in place

GM search is epic fail

Howie back in charge

 

 

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